Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Mistaken Day In Hell Scares Wife
An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he…
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Newlywed’s Urgent Plea For Help
A young couple got married and went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “Well, darling,” said her mom, “how was the honeymoon?” “Oh, mother,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a…
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Ten Phrases in Law That Seem Dirty
These phrases can have double meanings. Have you looked through her briefs? He is one hard judge. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. Is it a penal offense? Better leave the handcuffs on. For $200 an hour, she better be good. Can you get him to drop his…
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Skeleton Scares Golfer
One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his lost ball. The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer,…
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Driving Test Answers
Real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The…
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Blonde With Broken Bones
A blonde went to her doctor. The doctor looked at her and asked what was the problem. She responded, “Listen I have this horrible fear, that I’ve broken every bone in my body.” “What do you mean?” asked the doctor “how could that possibly be so, you walked in here?” So the blonde explained her…