Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Coed In Football Jersey
Young coed makes the football team. A beautiful young busty coed sat down in the classroom on the opening day of her college course proudly wearing the football team’s jersey. The young guy sitting behind the coed tapped her on the shoulder and asked her, “What are you doing, coming to class wearing the school’s…
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Zebra Identity Crisis
A zebra questions St. Peter about his true identity. A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, “I have a question, that has haunted me all of my days on earth: am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?” St.…
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Proposed New Version Of The Lord’s Prayer
Budweiser marketing executives held their annual planning session with their advertising agency. The ad agency gave them a new and FABULOUS plan. The ad agency account executive suggested that Budweiser offer the Pope $1 Mil per year if he will send out an edict changing the Lord’s Prayer line from “Give us this day our…
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Cat Burglar
Cat burglar is caught in the act and held at gunpoint.
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McDonalds Employment Application
A fictional job application submitted to McDonald’s NameCharlie Crapworthy Desired positionReclining. HA, but seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place. Desired salary$185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible make an offer…
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Corporate Ball Structure
After a two year long study, The National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America’s recreation preferences: The sport of choice for unemployed people is: BASKETBALL The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: BOWLING The sport of choice for front line workers is: FOOTBALL The sport of choice for supervisors is:…