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  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
  • It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
  • Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
  • What’s another word for thesaurus?
  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  • I just got lost in thought – it was unfamiliar territory.
  • When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
  • I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
  • All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
  • I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
  • Quantum mechanics is the dream stuff is made of.
  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  • What if there were no hypothetical questions?
  • I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
  • What was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread?
  • One nice thing about egotists, they don’t talk about other people.
  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
  • Wear short sleeves – support your right to bare arms!
  • They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  • When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
  • Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
  • Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
  • I had amnesia once – maybe twice.