32 politically correct ways to describe a woman

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She is not a BABE or a CHICK
She is a BREASTED AMERICAN
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE
She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT
She is not a BAD COOK
She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
She is not HALF NAKED
She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY
She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED
She is not CONCEITED
She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES
She does not GAIN WEIGHT
She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER
She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
She is not EASY
She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
She does not TEASE or FLIRT
She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION
She is not DUMB
She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
She is not TOO SKINNY
She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT
She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE
She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE
She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS
She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT
She has not BEEN AROUND
She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME
She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE
She does not GET YOU EXCITED
She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT
She is not KINKY
She is a NON-INHIBITED SEXUAL COMPANION
She does not have a KILLER BODY
She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE
She does not GO SHOPPING
She is MALL FLUENT
She is not an AIRHEAD
She is REALITY IMPAIRED
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY
She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY
She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY
She is not COLD or FRIGID
She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE
She is not HORNY
She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP
She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS
She is GRAVITY RESISTANT
She does not NAG YOU
She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
She is not a SLUT
She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED
She is not LOOSE
She is MORALLY IMPAIRED
She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS
She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR
She does not have THIN LIPS
She is COLLAGEN DEPENDENT