Tag: women
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8 Questions By Women That Get Men In Trouble
“Which shoe looks better?” This raises the question of why she’s asking you at all. She knows you have no idea which shoes look better, and she knows you don’t care, so why does she want your opinion? This is part of an ongoing campaign to domesticate you. Suggest that she try on the other…
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Funny Excuse For Driver Not Wearing Eyeglasses
A policeman stops a driver and asks for her driver’s license. The cop points out, “Miss, your license says that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman innocently answered, “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman angrily said, “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!” Comedian gives the backstory Have you ever had…
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Mother’s Clever Response To Daughter Marrying An Atheist
A daughter arrived home from a date totally disappointed. She told her mom, “Ronnie proposed marriage to me tonight.” The mom said, “So what’s to be sad about?” “He told me he was an atheist. But he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.” The wise mother said, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us,…
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Funny Reason Why City Girl Stops Drinking Will Make You Smile
A pretty girl walks into a bar and orders three glasses of beer. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes her glasses of beer, she comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the girl, “You…
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Crazy Response To Offer By Exceptionally Beautiful Woman In A Bar
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work glass of wine when an exceptionally beautiful woman entered. She was so stunningly beautiful that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for…
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Fur Coat For Mom
A mother and her daughter were strolling through a shopping mall, when the mother spotted an expensive fur coat. “This year,” she says, “I think that I will buy my own present instead of making your dad shop for me.” “But mom,” says the daughter, “some poor, helpless creature has to suffer so that you…