Tag: wife
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Magical Elevator
A boy and his father were visiting a mall for the very first time in their lives. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked,” What is this, dad?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,…
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Finding The Ideal Wife
When I was a young teenager, 13-14, I started to notice girls and decided I wanted one of my own. Not having much success until I turned about 16, when I finally found a girl, but unfortunately, there was no passion. So, I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life and…
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Worried Housewife
The worried housewife sprang to the cell phone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. “How are you, honey?” she said. “What kind of a day are you having?” “Oh, mother,” said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears. “I’ve had such a bad day. The baby won’t eat…