Tag: teenagers

  • How To Stop Mirror Kisses

    Betty was frustrated. She had complained dozens of times to her teen-age daughter about her newest gig of kissing the bathroom mirror just after applying her lipstick, but her persisted in doing it anyway. Finally, one day after spending a half hour scrubbing the mirror, only to find another kiss mark an hour later, Betty […]

  • Fake Runaway Letter

    Joke about a mom reading a funny runaway letter by her daughter to hide a terrible secret.

  • Illegal Fireworks and Pot In Car

    Dumb teenage criminals. What not show the police in your car trunk.

  • Most Embarrassing Moment In Public

    The following are the top three winners of a “Most Embarrassing Moments Contest” in the “New Woman Magazine.” Embarrassing Moment #1 While in line at the supermarket one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and […]

  • Teenager Wants Car

    Should the teenage son drive family car? This father is not so quick to allow his teenage son use of the family car. A teenager had just passed his road test and gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if he could use the family’s car. His father took him […]

  • Evils of Marjuana

    Marijuana and Munchies A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana. Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors. “Used regularly,” he explained, “Pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!” “Now wait a minute, professor,” […]