Tag: sarcastic

  • 15 examples of mean humor

    I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. I have plenty of talent and vision. I…

  • New York City Cab Driver

    A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was on a corner trying to hail a taxi cab. As the mom was waiting for an empty taxi to stop her daughter noticed several women who were loitering on a nearby street corner. The mother finally got a cab and they both climbed in, Then the daughter…

  • Gangsta Aptitude Test

    Quiz You Will Never See In School Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload? Reggie has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to…

  • Top 20 Thinnest Books

    How To Please Women John Bobbitt My Plan To Find The Real Killers O. J. Simpson Things I Cannot Afford Bill Gates To All The Men I’ve Loved Before Ellen DeGeneres Things I Wouldn’t Do For The Money Dennis Rodman The Wild Years Al Gore Living On A Shoestring Budget Oprah Winfrey Guide To The…