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New version of the ant and grasshopper story

Original Version The ant works hard in the scorching heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he’s a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so […]

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15 examples of mean humor

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. I have plenty of talent and vision. I […]

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New York City Cab Driver

A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was on a corner trying to hail a taxi cab. As the mom was waiting for an empty taxi to stop her daughter noticed several women who were loitering on a nearby street corner. The mother finally got a cab and they both climbed in, Then the daughter […]

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Gangsta Aptitude Test

Quiz You Will Never See In School Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload? Reggie has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to […]

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Top 20 Thinnest Books

How To Please Women John Bobbitt My Plan To Find The Real Killers O. J. Simpson Things I Cannot Afford Bill Gates To All The Men I’ve Loved Before Ellen DeGeneres Things I Wouldn’t Do For The Money Dennis Rodman The Wild Years Al Gore Living On A Shoestring Budget Oprah Winfrey Guide To The […]

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Martha Stewart and Me

Martha’s Methods vs Mine Martha’s way #1 Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. Martha’s […]