Tag: religious
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Proposed New Version Of The Lord’s Prayer
Budweiser marketing executives held their annual planning session with their advertising agency. The ad agency gave them a new and FABULOUS plan. The ad agency account executive suggested that Budweiser offer the Pope $1 Mil per year if he will send out an edict changing the Lord’s Prayer line from “Give us this day our…
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Priest, Rabbi and a Ham Sandwich
Priest and Rabbi talk about a ham sandwich.
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IRS Agent Goes To Church
Cartoon of IRS agent talking with pastor after church service.
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Strange Christmas Scene
Why are the three wise men wearing fireman helmets? The answer is in the Bible.
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How God punishes a priest for picking golf over the church
There was this priest who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right. The priest was…
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What people do if they love Jesus
The wife of a Southern Baptist preacher talks to her Sunday school class about a wonderful religious experience that she had last week: The other day I went up to the local Christian book store where I saw a “Honk If You Love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I…