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New version of the ant and grasshopper story

Original Version The ant works hard in the scorching heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he’s a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so […]

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Simple trick question to know if a politician is smart

Given that Al Gore has no job, he decided to take a sightseeing vacation to Europe. While visiting England, he is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent. “I […]

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Politics Explained

Politics doesn’t have to be complicated. Here are the different types with easy-to-understand examples. FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the […]

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How Conservatives and Liberals Began

Before the liberal and conservative movements existed humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. Before political parties existed People lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of […]

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Blind Rabbit Meets Blind Snake

Once upon a time or so its said, in an enchanted forest, there lived an orphaned rabbit and an orphaned snake. By an amazing coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the rabbit was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the rabbit tripped over the snake and […]

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Bumper Stickers About Politics

Frodo failed. Donald Trump has the ring. If you can read this, you’re not the president. The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake. Vote Democrat – it’s easier than working! Vote Republican – it’s easier than thinking! In America, anyone can be president. That’s one of the risks […]