Tag: politicians
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God Asks Noah To Build An Ark
Obstacles to building an ark in our society The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to make the skies rain until the earth is covered with water and all evil is destroyed.” “I want you to build an ark and save two of each animal species.” Here are the blueprints to build…
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Alternative State Motto
Tired of your old state motto?Here are some state motto replacements: Alabama:Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska:11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong! Arizona:But It’s a Dry Heat Arkansas:Litterasy Ain’t Everthing California:By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado:If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother Connecticut:Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don’t Own It Yet Delaware:We Really…
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Simple trick question to know if a politician is smart
Given that Al Gore has no job, he decided to take a sightseeing vacation to Europe. While visiting England, he is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent. “I…
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Politics Explained
Politics doesn’t have to be complicated. Here are the different types with easy-to-understand examples. FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the…
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How Conservatives and Liberals Began
Before the liberal and conservative movements existed humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. Before political parties existed People lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of…
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Blind Rabbit Meets Blind Snake
Once upon a time or so its said, in an enchanted forest, there lived an orphaned rabbit and an orphaned snake. By an amazing coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the rabbit was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the rabbit tripped over the snake and…