Tag: military
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27 Funny Military Quotes
Timeless quotes about the military that have almost become cliches. “If you see a bomb technician running, follow him.” – USAF Ammo Troop “Friendly fire – isn’t” “Tracers work both ways.” – U.S. Army Ordnance “Never trade luck for skill.” “If something hasn’t broken on your helicopter, it’s about to.” “Any ship can be a…
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How Four Military Branches Secure A Building
If you tell the Air Force to secure a building, they will take out a three-year lease with an option to buy. If you tell the Navy to secure a building, they will turn out the lights and lock the door. If you tell the Army to secure a building, they will occupy it and…
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Smartest military branch is…
The Air Force has the most intelligent enlisted personnel of all the military branches! This is not just theory, but a provable fact with this comparison of what happens when the crap hits the fan. The Navy military branchWhen the crap hits the fan, the young sailor is eating breakfast in the mess. He hustles…
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Military Motor Pool
The phone rang at the motor pool and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational. Andy answered, “We’ve got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars, and that Bentley the fat-assed colonel drives around in.” There was a stony silence for a second or two. “Do you know who you are…
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Pilot Flight Preparation