If you tell the Air Force to secure a building, they will take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.
If you tell the Navy to secure a building, they will turn out the lights and lock the door.
If you tell the Army to secure a building, they will occupy it and forbid entry to those without a pass.
If you tell the Marines to secure a building, they assault it with heavy fire, capture the building, fortify it, and call in an air strike.
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