Tag: men
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Man and woman disagree on the price of an affair
A man met a stunningly beautiful woman, who agreed to spend the night with him for a price. After some chitchat, they settled on $1,000 for a night of fun together. Before he left the next morning, he told her he didn’t have any cash on him, but that he would have his secretary write…
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Ten Reasons God Created Eve For Adam
God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Men don’t want to see what’s on television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on!) God knew that Adam would never…
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Ages of A Woman | Ages of A Man
The Ages of A Woman Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources. Between the…
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Are you a cat or a dog?
What is a Cat? Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They’re totally unpredictable. They whine when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They expect you to cater to their every whim. They’re moody.…
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Urgent Beer Warning
For some this BEER WARNING ADVISORY comes too late, while others we hope men read this advisory in time. Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called…
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Fable about three fishermen and a mermaid
Three fishermen are out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish. Now one of the fishermen just doesn’t believe it, and says, “Okay, if you can really grant wishes, then double my IQ.” The…