Are you a cat or a dog?
What is a Cat?
- Cats do what they want.
- They rarely listen to you.
- They’re totally unpredictable.
- They whine when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to be alone.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They expect you to cater to their every whim.
- They’re moody.
- They leave hair everywhere.
- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
They’re tiny women in fur coats.
What is a Dog?
- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
- They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don’t hear you when you’re in the same room.
- They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
- They growl when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to play.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They are great at begging.
- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
- They leave their toys everywhere.
- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
They’re tiny men in fur coats
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