Tag: kids
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Sunday School Teacher
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her young students. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall…
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Group Therapy With Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second mother and said, “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests…
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Dear God Prayers From Kids at Bedtime
35 of the best Dear God prayers kids make before they go to bed. Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Ginny Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look…
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May I Take Your Order?
An friend of mine, who is a physician, told her story about her four-year-old daughter’s McDonalds experience. On the way to preschool, she left her stethoscope on the car seat when her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. At first my friend was excited that her daughter wanted to follow in…
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Jonah And The Whale
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Perfect Ham Sandwich
If you have children you will probably relate to this father. The names have been changed to protect the dignity of the father. As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, toasted bread, crisp lettuce, garden tomatoes and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching…