Tag: idiots
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20 funny tourist complaints
Ten truths about American Idol they do not want you to know about.
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Strange Christmas Scene
Why are the three wise men wearing fireman helmets? The answer is in the Bible.
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How to keep a healthy level of insanity
20 WaYs To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts, etc., in the break room. When people complain that there was nothing their, lean back, rub your stomach, and say, “You’ve got to be faster than that.” Every time someone asks you to do…
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Try to read these news headlines without laughing
Are these “Fake News Headlines” or just dumb mistakes? You decide Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents Iraqi Head Seeks Arms British Left Waffles…
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Top ten things not to say at a funeral
What are the top 10 things you should not say at a funeral? What’s that smell? So who’s that sleeping in the box? I wouldn’t be caught dead in that outfit. I would have loaned him my good rope if I’d known what he was using it for! (to the widow) Now that you’re single,…
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List of the 15 funniest complaints to a landlord
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. The toilet seat is cracked: where do…