Tag: family

  • Day After Christmas

    Poem for the day after Christmas Remorseful poem on when all hope seems lost to shed the pounds gained during a Christmas binge. Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste At the holiday parties had gone […]

  • Sad Day On Sesame Street

    Big Bird For Dinner

  • Early exit at the family Thanksgiving dinner

    20 funny excuses for an early exit from the dreaded boring Thanksgiving dinner with the family. Remind your 12-year old brother or sister that you left those condoms they asked for in the closet upstairs. Announce that you would like to start a new family tradition, and proceed to take off your clothes at the […]

  • Thanksgiving dinner is coming up

  • Crib From A Man’s Perspective

    One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening […]

  • Tater People

    The many forms of Tater People explained in detail. Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch while others do the work. They are called “Speck Taters”. Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work. They are called […]