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Picture of duck and ducklings

Clueless duck after going across a grating with its ducklings.

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Lessons From Mama

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside – I just finished cleaning!” My mother taught me RELIGION: “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to […]

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$on a$k$ dad for money

Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$, and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need. $o you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love,Your $on —————————– Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and […]

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Meet The Mom

Josh Walters invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Josh’s mother couldn’t help but keep noticing how beautiful Josh’s roommate, Mia, was. Mrs. Walters had long been suspicious of a relationship between Josh and his roommate, Mia, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the […]

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3 Sons Give Their Mom A Gift

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her. The first son bought her a 15-room mansion, thinking this would surely be the best that any of them could offer her. Her second son bought her a beautiful […]

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Explain differences of potentially and realistically

Potentially we have 3 million dollars but realistically we have… Find out the answer.