Tag: drinking

  • Coffee Addiction

    You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When: Juan Valdez names his donkey after you. You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. You lick your coffeepot clean. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. […]

  • Drinking Buddy

    Bud had a drinking buddy, Jim were a couple of  who both worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!” Jim says, “Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can […]

  • Exact Change

    How does the guy always have exact change? A man walks into a bar with an ostrich walking behind him. When he sits down the bartender comes over and asks for the order. The man says, “I’ll have beer” and then turns to the ostrich,  “What’s your order?” “I’ll have a beer too” the ostrich […]

  • Over 100 Bar Pick-up Lines

    Pick-up lines that fail Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like […]

  • Irish Day Care

    Fictional picture of an Irish day care center. The Irish have a proud and admirable tradition, but unfortunately drinking beer at an early age seems a part of it, however false it really is. Now let the Irish have their comments.

  • One Last Drink

    Truck driver has one last drink by mistake Man’s life is spared by truck driver stealing a drink from a depressed man. There’s this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink with a blank look on his face. He sits motionless like that for a half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps […]