Tag: dogs
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If Dogs Wrote Letters To God
Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE…
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Use liver and cheese to win a prize
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink and discussing dinner when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence and make it sound good can have me.” So the Doberman says, “I love liver and…
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CIA Dog
A older gentleman sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The man goes to the backyard where he finds the dog just sitting there. “You talk?” he asks. “Sure do,” the dog replies. “So, what’s…
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Doggie Dictionary
LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and…
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Catholic Dog Dies
O’Connor lived alone in the Irish countryside with only his beloved pet dog for company. Sadly one day the Catholic dog passed away and O’Connor went to his local parish priest and made a simple request in honor of the fallen animal. “Father, me dog is dead. Could you be saying a final mass for…
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Brief English Dictionary Written By A Dog
BATH This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently. BICYCLES Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a…