Tag: dogs

  • When Dalmatians get caught cheating

  • 23 resolutions humans wish dogs would follow

    Do have your dog trained to obey these 23 resolutions for dogs? If not, print this list and get started on having a well-behaved pet. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up […]

  • Dogs in a stray bar

    Two dogs having drinks in a bar Bob and Steve noticed no one else was wearing a collar. Suddenly they realized they were in a stray bar.

  • Beware of a Rottweiler named Jesus

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. […]

  • If Dogs Wrote Letters To God

    Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE […]

  • Use liver and cheese to win a prize

    The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink and discussing dinner when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence and make it sound good can have me.” So the Doberman says, “I love liver and […]