Tag: dogs
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Dog Named Sex
I call mine “Sex.” He’s a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to the city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I’d like one too.” Then I said, “But this is a dog.”…
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How To Train Dog Owners
Funny step-by-step guide on how dogs train owners.
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Dog Owners Seven Days of Creation
Book of Genesis as written by a dog owner.
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Dead Dog Arrives Alive
Mysterious Case of Dead Dog’s Mistaken Identity A widowed lady, travelling alone, was taking a long plane trip back to where she & her husband both grew up. Upon arriving at the airport she informed the airline that she wanted to take her dog with her in the cabin. She became angry when the airline…
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When Dalmatians get caught cheating
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23 resolutions humans wish dogs would follow
Do have your dog trained to obey these 23 resolutions for dogs? If not, print this list and get started on having a well-behaved pet. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up…