T-shirts for women making a statement

woman t-shirt

  1. Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
  2. Guys have feelings too. But like… who cares?
  3. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
  4. I hate everybody, and you’re next.
  5. And your point is…
  6. I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re ok now.
  7. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
  8. Remember my name – you’ll be screaming it later.
  9. Of course I don’t look busy… I did it right the first time.
  10. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
  11. I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
  12. You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
  13. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
  14. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
  15. All stressed out and no one to choke.
  16. I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.
  17. How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
  18. Sorry if I looked interested.
  19. I’m not. If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
  20. Sorry for being late. I was enjoying the last minutes of not being here.
  21. I can’t adult today. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

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