Vincent sets up Jessie to go on a blind date with a friend of his.
But Jessie is a little worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before.
“What do I do if she’s ugly?” says Jessie, “I’ll be stuck with her all night.”
“Don’t worry.” Vincent says, “Just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see then everything goes as planned. If you don’t just shout ‘Aaaaaauuuggghhh!’ and fake an asthma attack.”
So that night, Jessie knocks at the girl’s door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is.
He’s about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts… “Aaaaaauuuggghhh!”
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