Artery: The study of paintings
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria
Barium: What doctors do when patients die
Benign: What you be after you be eight
Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan: Searching for Kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
Colic: A sheep dog
Coma: A punctuation mark
D&C: Where Washington is
Dilate: To live long
Enema: Not a friend
Fester: Quicker than someone else
Fibula: A small lie
Genital: Non-Jewish person
G.I.Series: World Series of military baseball
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff: A Doctor’s cane.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: I knew it
Outpatient: A person who has fainted
Pap Smear: A fatherhood test
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative: A letter carrier
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Rectum: Damn near killed him.
Secretion: Hiding something
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor: More than one.
Urine: Opposite of you’re out
Varicose: Near by/close by
Vulva: Swedish automobile
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