Pillow Talk

pillow talk
What Are Couple Talking About?

Wife; Oh, come on.
Husband: Leave me alone!

Wife: It won’t take long.
Husband: I won’t be able to sleep afterwards.

Wife: I can’t sleep without it.
Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

Wife: Because I’m hot.
Husband: You get hot at the damnedest times.

Wife: If you love me I wouldn’t have to beg you.
Husband: If you love me you’d be more considerate.

Wife: You don’t love me anymore.
Husband: Yes I do, but let’s forget it for tonight.

Wife: *sob*
Husband: All right, I’ll do it.

Wife: What’s the matter? Need a flashlight?
Husband: I can’t find it.

Wife: Oh, for heaven’s sake, feel for it!
Husband: Is it up far enough?

Wife: Oh, that’s fine.
Husband: There! Are you satisfied?

Wife: Oh, yes, honey.
Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.

I bet you thought they were discussing something else!

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