
I got married

really tired and so happy

Unless you have kids
Then silence is just suspicious

is all the wine you have to drink

how on earth did I become
this much like my mother

try doing it the way your mom
told you to do it from the start

Thank you for hiding all the bad stuff I did from Dad

As if a mom standing in front of a sink of dirty dishes
is the person you go to get ideas about having a good time

when shes angry at your dad

but I think she enjoyed it Mark Twain