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Material Safety Data Sheet For Women
What are women usually covered with? Why do women boil or freeze? What are women attracted to?
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Sarcastic employee reviews
“Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.” “His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.” “I would not allow this employee to breed.” “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.” “Works well when…
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What Happens When Women Are Assertive?
Strange things occur when women become assertive with their husbands. American, English and Australian husbands treat their wives differently.
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I Have Learned
I’ve learned That you cannot make someone love you: all you can do is stalk them until they panic and give in. I’ve learned That no matter how much I care, some people are just idiots. I’ve learned That you shouldn’t compare yourself to others: they are more screwed up than you think. I’ve learned…
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Traffic ticket and screaming driver
What not to ask in court about a speeding ticket. State trooper describes speeder as AH on speeding ticket.
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Birthdate Trick Quiz
Amaze your friends with this puzzle on finding out their birthday. Find out birthday in correct order with this technique.