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Hit The Floor
On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room. “I’ll be right back and we’ll go to eat,”…
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Modern American Proverbs
18 modern proverbs on life in America Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places. Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.…
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First Picture of God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what…
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Government Workers At Their Job
Joke about working for the government. Two workmen were approached by a passer by who asked what they were doing… “Well, we work for the government,” one of the men said. “But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You’re not accomplishing anything. Aren’t you wasting the taxpayers’ money?”…
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Physician Talk
Funny explanations of what physician’s really mean when talking to a patient. “This should be taken care of right away.” I’d planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself. “Welllllll, what have we here…” Since he hasn’t the foggiest…
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Just Plain Dumb
Some just plain dumb phrases If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called “Poles,” why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes? “When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?…