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What Type of Tree Are You?
Instead of looking for your personality profile among the stars, try a tree instead. Here is a list of the personalities of people being born under each type of tree. THE MEANINGS ARE: APPLE TREE (the Love) ASH TREE (the Ambition) BEECH TREE (the Creative) BIRCH TREE (the inspiration) CEDAR TREE (the Confidence) CHESTNUT TREE…
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How Get Pay Raise
One day Margarita the maid asked the lady of the house for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Margarita, why do you want an increase?” Margarita: “Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I clean better than you.” Madam: “Who said…
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20 Commandments For Winning: The Blonde Playbook
If you’re a woman, follow these blonde commandments to rule your man. If you are a man, know you have been had by a dumb blonde when this list describes you.
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What Did Doctor Say After Patient Gets Mauled By Giant Insect?
Every night Joe would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot giant cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar…
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36 Hilarious Signs That Will Make You Look Twice
In front of a New Hampshire restaurant:“Now serving live lobsters” In a New Jersey restaurant:“Open seven days a week and weekends.” On the walls of a Baltimore estate:“Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.— Sisters of Mercy” On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaning store:“Thirty-eight years on the same spot.” In…
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20 Truism Examples From Inuit Culture
Inuit culture has a rich tradition of wisdom passed down through generations, often in the form of proverbs or sayings that reflect the collective knowledge and values of their communities. While it’s important to remember that cultural expressions can vary among different Inuit communities, here are some sayings that are often cited: These sayings offer…