AHUMORSITE
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Farting In The Pool
Beautiful woman caught passing gas in pool.
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Patient Questions Prescription
A panicked patient called her doctor’s office concerning a refill for a prescription. “Is it true,” the woman wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed for me has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor answered. There was a moment of silence before the woman continued,…
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Wife’s Favorite Flower
Jason and Sarah’s marriage has been on the rocks for a while, so when they hear about a marriage seminar being given in their neighborhood they decide to attend. “One of the most important things in marriage,” said the speaker, “is to get to really know your spouse well.” “For example,” continued the speaker, “How…
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Truth About Small Business
A man owned a small farm in Minnesota. The Minnesota State Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent. ” Well,” replied the farmer, “there’s…
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Husband’s Last Request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbye’s to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary Cagney came up to him in tears. “What’s bothering you so, dear?” inquired Father O’Grady. “Oh, father, I’ve got terrible news.” Replied Mary. “Well what is it, Mary?” “Well, my husband, passed away last night,…
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Little-Known Facts
Useless Little-Known Facts Don’t get mad, get even by teasing others with your knowledge of these little-known facts. A ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable. ‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word that is typed with…