AHUMORSITE
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Look Younger
While a husband and wife are driving on the way to a party, she’s admiring herself in the mirror. He asks, “What are you thinking?” She answers, “I went to the doctor yesterday and he told me that I have the face and breasts of a 25-year old.” The husband retorts, “Well, what did he…
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Funny Kitchen List
A humorous kitchen list written to discourage any attempt to do kitchen duty. Kitchen closed for today. Reservations only I’m waiting for a: Food Network inspiration I’m creative. You can’t expect me to be neat too. This isn’t Home Sweet Home. Live with it Ring Bell for Maid Service. If no answer, do it yourself.…
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Husbands Cannot Win
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife: “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!” His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the…
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Lessons From Mama
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside – I just finished cleaning!” My mother taught me RELIGION: “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to…
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Lawyer’s Billable Hours
A young lawyer died and was brought to heaven. Upon arriving at heaven the lawyer protested it was to early for him to die, because he was only 32 years old and there must be some mistake. The angel listened and agreed that perhaps there was some mistake and promised to review the case. After…
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Quarantine Quiz
Learn something new every day during quarantine to prove you did something besides watch depressing news shows. Where did the phrase “Piss Poor” come from? People used urine to tan animal skins, so families used to pee in one pot and then once a day take the urine and sell it to the tannery…if you…