While a husband and wife are driving on the way to a party, she’s admiring herself in the mirror.
He asks, “What are you thinking?”
She answers, “I went to the doctor yesterday and he told me that I have the face and breasts of a 25-year old.”
The husband retorts, “Well, what did he say about your 40 year old ass?”
She replies, “Frankly honey, your name never came up.”