Look Younger

woman looking in mirror

While a husband and wife are driving on the way to a party, she’s admiring herself in the mirror.

He asks, “What are you thinking?”

She answers, “I went to the doctor yesterday and he told me that I have the face and breasts of a 25-year old.”

The husband retorts, “Well, what did he say about your 40 year old ass?”

She replies, “Frankly honey, your name never came up.”