A humorous kitchen list written to discourage any attempt to do kitchen duty.
- Kitchen closed for today.
Reservations only - I’m waiting for a:
Food Network inspiration - I’m creative.
You can’t expect me to be neat too. - This isn’t Home Sweet Home.
Live with it - Ring Bell for Maid Service.
If no answer, do it yourself. - I clean house every other day.
Today is the other day. - If you write in the dust,
Please don’t date it. - I would make dinner for you,
but the microwave is broken. - My house was clean last week.
Too bad you missed it. - A clean kitchen is the sign of:
A wasted life.