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Jesus Is Watching You – Rottweiler Humor
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a bracelet to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When…
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33 Excuses Drinkers Use To Fuel Their Habit
If you spot your spouse, friend, co-worker, acquaintance doing some of the following things on this checklist, then chances are he is an alcoholic. (The following applies to the ladies also: just replace the he with a she.)
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If You Ace This Checklist You’re Sophisticated
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape. 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are: “I apologize” and “You are right.” 4.…
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Death By Gonorrhea Or Diarrhea?
When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, “You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.” She said, “I nursed him…
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Great Con Job Will Warn You On Being Too Trusting
After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car had been stolen. They go to the police station and made a full report. A detective drove them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence had been found at the scene of the crime. To their total surprise, their car…
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50 Things Women Do That Drive Men Crazy