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Honest Lawyer
Two kids, Henry and Jason, exchange small talk like tiny social butterflies. Innocently, Henry asks about their fathers’ professions. “I’m Henry. What’s your name?” chirped the first boy. “Jason,” he answered with a glint in his eye. Henry, eager to impress, brags, “My dad’s an accountant. What does your father do for a living?” With…
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Comical Story About Man Who Knows Everyone Has A Wild Ending
There once was a guy named Tony. He was sitting in the stands at Yankee Stadium one day when Derek Jeter hit a home run. He told the guy next to him, Sam, that he knew everyone. Sam seriously doubted this and bet twenty dollars Tony did not know Derek Jeter. So, after the game,…
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Self-Esteem With 17 Undeniable Truisms
Build your self-esteem by not being a doormat for other people. Read these 17 thoughts as a blueprint to see how people with unshakable belief in themselves act and behave. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow’s not looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially love the…
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Pig Causes Accident and Other Road Rage Headlines
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!” The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “BITCH!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next…
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Comical Explanations of Personal Ads by Men
40-ish 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit Banging your sister Friendship first As long as friendship involves nookie Fun Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking Arrogant…
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Superman Joke
Two men were drinking in the bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense…