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Funny Jury Duty Excuse
Judge:Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror:I don’t want to be away from my job that long. Judge:Can’t they do without you at work? Juror:Yes, but I don’t want them to know it. Other failed excuses Several valid reasons exist as jury duty excuses such as financial…
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What Is The Price of a Brain?
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. “I’m afraid I have some terrible, terrible news,” he said as he looked over the worried faces. “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is…
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Use Liver and Cheese In a Sentence and Win a Prize
A chihuahua, a doberman and a bulldog are in a pub having drinks over food when a good-looking female Collie walks into the bar. She comes up to them and says, “If one of you can use liver and cheese in a sentence and make it sound good can have me.” The doberman says, “I…
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Visual Illusion – Haze
Definition Imagine fixating on a single point—say, the tiny red dot in the middle of an image—while everything around it slowly melts away. That vanishing act is the Troxler Fading Illusion. First described in 1804 by Swiss physician Ignaz Paul Vital Troxler, the phenomenon reveals a quirk of human vision: when you hold your gaze steady, unchanging stimuli in…
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National Strawberry Sundae Day
Hey there, dessert lovers. Get ready to indulge in a sweet celebration on National Strawberry Sundae Day. This special occasion is all about savoring the delightful combination of creamy ice cream, juicy strawberries, and decadent toppings. We’ll share an easy recipe, explore five mouthwatering variations, and give five famous places where you can enjoy the…
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How Four Military Branches Secure A Building
If you tell the Air Force to secure a building, they will take out a three-year lease with an option to buy. If you tell the Navy to secure a building, they will turn out the lights and lock the door. If you tell the Army to secure a building, they will occupy it and…