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Ten Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Want to stop telemarketers from calling you? Follow these ten tips to stop getting those random calls. And have fun doing it.
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Funny Excuse For Driver Not Wearing Eyeglasses
A policeman stops a driver and asks for her driver’s license. The cop points out, “Miss, your license says that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman innocently answered, “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman angrily said, “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!” Comedian gives the backstory Have you ever had…
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Every Object Has A Gender
Copiers are Female: once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. Ziploc Bags are Male: they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Sponges are Female: they’re soft, squeezable and…
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Green Canaries
A lady went to a pet shop to purchase a couple of canaries. “I’d like to buy two yellow canaries,” she told the owner. “We don’t have any canaries, but we have these lovely birds for sale,” he said as he displayed some pale green parakeets. “But that’s not what I’m looking for,” the lady…
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Comprehensive List of Laws of Life
Chuckle as we give you 20 comical angles on life’s laws. Go from “Dennison’s Law,” where virtue is its own punishment, to the “Law of Selective Gravity,” which dictates that the messiest item in the room will always fall on your freshly cleaned floor. LYNCH’S LAWWhen the going gets tough – everyone leaves. HARRISON’S POSTULATEFor…
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Little Girl As Fairy Godmother
After watching the movie Cinderella, four-year-old Becky started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. “Make three wishes,” she told her mom, “and I’ll grant them.” Her mom asked for world peace. Becky swung her wand and proclaimed the request fulfilled. Next, her mom wished for a cure for…