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How Does Older Man Perform This Miracle?
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor’s office for an annual checkup. The doctor asks the man how he’s feeling. The 80-year-old says, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old wife who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?” The doctor considers his question for a minute and says, “I have…
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What 5 Men Visit A Frivolous Old Gal?
We old folks are worth a fortune now with silver in our hair, gold in our teeth, stones in our kidneys, lead in our feet, and gas in our stomachs. I have become a little older, and a few changes have come to my life since then. Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old…
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Is Husband’s Excuse After Night Out Guts or Balls?
We’ve all heard about a husband’s excuse after a night out. Did he have the guts or balls to give them to his wife? But do you really know the difference between those types? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below… GUTS:Arriving home late after a night out…
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Tremendous Explosion Caused By This Fatal Last Act
A tremendous explosion happened in a gunpowder factory, and after all the debris had been cleared an inquiry began. One of the few survivors was asked for his statement. “Okay Simpson,” said the investigator, “you were near the scene, what happened?” “Well, it’s like this. Old Virgil Collins was in the mixing room when I…
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Unbelievable Rules US Troops Received After Returning From Combat Duty For Return To The Civilian Lifestyle
Maybe the return from military duty wasn’t that easy for every soldier in World War 2. The War Department actually wrote a guide on how to behave at home on American soil. Soldiers who spent years overseas protecting our freedom may have developed some habits not suited for civilian life. The Armed Forces had a…
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Ignore These14 Unwritten Rules of Chemistry Lab At Your Own Risk
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. When you don’t know what you’re doing, do it neatly. Experiments must be reproducible, they should fail the same way each time. First, draw your curves, then plot your data. Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined. Always keep a record of your data. It indicates that…