AHUMORSITE
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Simple Woman’s Prayer
Now I lay me Down to sleep. I pray the Lord My shape to keep.Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags. Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy Please keep me young, And thank you…
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Clueless Woman Driver
My rant on a clueless woman driver: Driving to the office this morning on the highway, I looked over to my left and there was this idiotic woman in a brand new Mercedes speeding at 65 miles per hour with her face up next to the rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked…
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Personality Score Answer
OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should “handle with care.” You’re seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don’t always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you. 51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as…
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Dear God Prayers From Kids at Bedtime
35 of the best Dear God prayers kids make before they go to bed. Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Ginny Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look…
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Catholic Dog Dies
O’Connor lived alone in the Irish countryside with only his beloved pet dog for company. Sadly one day the Catholic dog passed away and O’Connor went to his local parish priest and made a simple request in honor of the fallen animal. “Father, me dog is dead. Could you be saying a final mass for…
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Senior Couple Food Order
A senior couple is sitting on a bench in front of a large pond enjoying their time together. On the other side of the tranquil pond are people selling delicious varieties of of food. The wife turns to her husband and says, “I could really enjoy an ice cream cone.” He kindly answers, “Well since you’re in the mood, I’ll get…