AHUMORSITE
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Human Resources Manager
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. “Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you get settled in though, it seems we…
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Man Asks For Directions
Unconfirmed reports are currently coming in to news bureaus that reportedly a man asks for directions near an intersection last night in downtown Columbus, Ohio. If true, the development will be the first known case of its kind in the Western world. The man, Frank N. Stein, 37, was on his way to meet friends…
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Satan And The Construction Worker
There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he unfortunately fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates, but St. Peter informed him of a mistake, “Oh, I am sorry, my man. But you have been sentenced to hell.” The construction worker agreed – not like…
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Love American Style
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. “Last night, I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored…
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Innocent Church Bloopers
The Rev. Andersen spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10am. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S.…
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Newspaper Profiles
The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country. The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the country. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the…