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Who Is The Spy?
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Dissatisfied Husband
Dear Friends, It is important for men to remember that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell. Let me relate how I handled the situation. When I got laid…
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Proposed Alcohol Warning Labels
Due to increasing product liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers may have to accept the FDA’s suggestion that the following alcohol warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcoholic containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you…
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When You Are Drunk
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk Indubitably Preliminary Proliferation Things that are very difficult to say when you’re drunk Specificity Antidisestablishmentarianism Loquacious Transubstantiate Things that are downright impossible to say when you’re drunk Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex. Nope, no more booze for me. Sorry, but you’re not really…
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Finding The Ideal Wife
When I was a young teenager, 13-14, I started to notice girls and decided I wanted one of my own. Not having much success until I turned about 16, when I finally found a girl, but unfortunately, there was no passion. So, I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life and…
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Detergent Comment Letter
DEAR TIDE I’m writing to say what an excellent detergent you have. I’ve used it since the beginning of my marriage, when my mom told me Tide was the best detergent in the market. In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My husband started to berate me…