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Driving Test Answers
Real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The…
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Blonde With Broken Bones
A blonde went to her doctor. The doctor looked at her and asked what was the problem. She responded, “Listen I have this horrible fear, that I’ve broken every bone in my body.” “What do you mean?” asked the doctor “how could that possibly be so, you walked in here?” So the blonde explained her…
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Blonde Learns State Capitals
Some men in a bar were talking about how dumb blondes are. A blonde walks in and says that they are not dumb. They said prove it by coming back tomorrow and naming the capital of any state in the United States. The blonde said sure. So she went home, studied all night long and…
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Blonde and Magical Mirror
There was once this magical mirror, which given the truth, would give you anything you desire. If you lied, you would disappear. A redhead walks up to the mirror and goes, “I think I’m the most beautiful women in the world.” Poof! She disappears. A brunette goes up to the mirror and goes, ” I…
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Physician Humor
Patient: “Doc, give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, put me in the fighting spirit.” Doctor: “Don’t worry. You will find it all in your bill.” A doctor examined his patient and give him six months to live. The poor man could not pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six…
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Two Die-Hard Baseball Fans
Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back…