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13 Additional Warning Labels On Bottles of Alcohol
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a jerk. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. Consumption of alcohol may…
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Nose-Picking Dictionary
Deep Salvage Pick Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages. Utensil Pick When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren’t enough to get the job done to your satisfaction. Extra Pick When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly you…
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Top 21 Inventions By Blondes
The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlights Submarine screen doors A book on how to read Inflatable dart boards A dictionary index Mechanical Pencil sharpeners Powdered water Pedal-powered wheel chairs Waterproof tea bags Watermelon seed sorter Zero proof alcohol Reuseable ice cubes See-through toilet tissue Skinless bannanas Do-it-yourself road map Turnip…
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Kid answers question about dad’s occupation
“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school teacher. “He’s a magician, ma’am,” said the little boy. “How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?” asked the teacher. “He saws people in half,” he replied. “Wow! That must be amazing to watch,” said the teacher. “Do you have any brothers or sisters?” The kid answered, “One half brother…
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Best excuse ever for fishing without a license
The fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks, “Any luck?” “Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday” he boasts. “Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?” asks…
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Rate your hangover from 1 to 6 stars
1 star hangover No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. You…