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Kid answers question about dad’s occupation

“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school teacher.

“He’s a magician, ma’am,” said the little boy.

“How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?” asked the teacher.

“He saws people in half,” he replied.

“Wow! That must be amazing to watch,” said the teacher.

“Do you have any brothers or sisters?”

The kid answered, “One half brother and two half sisters.”