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Twenty of Dr. Seuss’ Lesser-Known Books
20 banned versions of Dr. Seuss’ books you won’t find in book stores. The Cat in the Blender Are You My Proctologist? Fox in Detox Who Shat in the Hat? Horton Feels a Ho The Lemon-Fresh Lorax How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day Your Colon Can Moo — Can You? Zippy the Rabid Gerbil One…
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Halloween Questions And Answers
Your annual Halloween quiz. Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi. Q: How do you make a witch stew? A: Keep her waiting for hours. Q: How do ghosts begin their letters? A: “Tomb it may concern…” Q: What happened to the guy…
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10 things you’ll never hear one woman say to another woman
That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for a swim? Oh, look, that woman and I have the same dress on! I think I’ll go introduce myself! His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking than I am, and I’m happy for them both. If he doesn’t…
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25 excuses to serve alcohol at work
Need an excuse to serve alcohol at work? Here are 25 of them It’s an incentive to show up. It reduces stress. It leads to more honest communications. It reduces complaints about low pay. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. Employees tell management what they think, not what…
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Ten funny one-liners about weddings and marriage
Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? A: Not if you are the groom. Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony? A: Anything except ‘Tied to the Whipping Post’. Q: How can you tell the married men at a wedding reception? A: They’re the ones dancing with everyone…
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Jokes only married men can understand
Advice for newly married men from the experts. My wife and I have a secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?” She…