AHUMORSITE
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23 Daffynitions That Will Make You Laugh
Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney \buh-lo’-nee\: Where some hemlines fall Bernadette \burn’-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage Burglarize \bur’-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with Control \kon-trol’\: A short, ugly inmate Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers \: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets…
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28 Amusing Affirmations For Everyday Living
I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome, as a solution to the problem. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in…
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Unfiltered Review of Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony By Health Care Company Raises Concerns
A managed care company’s president was given a ticket for a performance of Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony. Since he was unable to go, he passed the invitation to one of his managed care reviewers. The next morning, the president asked her how she enjoyed it and, instead of a few plausible observations, he was handed a…
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12 Riddles For Your Fun and Amusement
List of funny classic riddles to amuse kids and adults, even if they groan at the answer. Q: What can run, but never walk? Has a mouth, but never talks? Has a head, but never cries? Has a bed, but never sleeps?A: A river. Q: The man who made it doesn’t want it. The man…
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16 Humorous Truisms Which Make You Smile
Truisms never fade away, but always remain facts of life. These humorous truisms help you stay sane in an insane world. Money talks: it just says goodbye. The only people who listen to both sides of an argument are the neighbors. The best way to cure your wife of a case of nerves is to…
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Tragedy Strikes After Carpet Installation Ends Badly
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpets in a rather large home. After he stepped out for a smoke, the carpet layer realized he couldn’t find his cigarette pack. As he was looking around the home, in the middle of one room, under the carpet, he stepped on a bump. The carpet layer said…