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Give Her Another Chance
One day a huge blonde organization gathered in Miami to prove to the world that blondes are not dumb. They begged anyone: “Ask any of us a question, and we will show you that we’re not dumb.” The group caught the attention of a passer-by, who volunteered to ask one of them some questions. She…
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30 Men-Bashing One-line Jokes
Men-Bashing Laundry List Presenting your complete list of men-bashing questions and answers. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut. Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.…
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Coed In Football Jersey
Young coed makes the football team. A beautiful young busty coed sat down in the classroom on the opening day of her college course proudly wearing the football team’s jersey. The young guy sitting behind the coed tapped her on the shoulder and asked her, “What are you doing, coming to class wearing the school’s…
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Zebra Identity Crisis
A zebra questions St. Peter about his true identity. A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, “I have a question, that has haunted me all of my days on earth: am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?” St.…
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Proposed New Version Of The Lord’s Prayer
Budweiser marketing executives held their annual planning session with their advertising agency. The ad agency gave them a new and FABULOUS plan. The ad agency account executive suggested that Budweiser offer the Pope $1 Mil per year if he will send out an edict changing the Lord’s Prayer line from “Give us this day our…
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Cat Burglar
Cat burglar is caught in the act and held at gunpoint.