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10 Principles of Business Wisdom in a Nutshell

Practical business wisdom for your career.

Democracy is a form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves.

Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to “get lost” in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.

Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggy” until you find a large enough rock.

Do not believe in miracles, rely on them.

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Do someone a favor and it becomes your job.

Do whatever your enemies do not want you to do.

Doing a good job around here is like wetting your pants in a dark suit – you get a warm feeling, but nobody notices.

Don’t be irreplaceable; if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.

Don’t be so open-minded that your brain falls out.

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