- Money can buy you a House
But not a Home - Money can buy you a Bed
But not Sleep - Money can buy you a Clock
But not Time - Money can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge - Money can buy you a Position
But not Respect - Money can buy you Medicine
But not Health - Money can buy you Blood
But not Life - Money can buy you Sex
But not Love
So you see, money isn’t everything.
The best things in life can’t be bought, and often we destroy ourselves trying!
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your needless pain and suffering…
So send me your money and I will suffer for you.
A truer Friend than me you will never find.